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The Adorant from the Geißenklösterle cave is a 35,000–32,0000 year-old carved section of mammoth ivory, with a depiction of a human figure.\n\nIt was discovered in the Geißenklösterle cave in the Swabian Jura near Blaubeuren, Germany.
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