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Shadow Dawn is a fantasy novel written by Chris Claremont from story by George Lucas. Published in 1996, it was the second book in the continuation of events from the 1988 motion picture Willow. Preceded by Shadow Moon in 1995, and followed by Shadow Star. This is the second book in the Chronicles of the Shadow War trilogy.
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10 x My Age is a 1993 EP by Trumans Water, released by Elemental Records. It was released as a CD and as a 10\" record pressed on white vinyl.
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